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Life is Mundane and Other Unavoidable Sad Truths.

2012-12-27 00:41:41 by Skaren
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Life is mundane.

Everybody dies frustrated and sad.

Everybody wants what they're not.

Nobody gets what they truly want.

Cumming into your own mouth is difficult.

Everyone's existence is meager.

By attempting to be a black sheep, you're acknowledging that you are in fact a sheep.

Death is incredibly painful and inevitable.

The working class is in a tsundere relationship with the corporate world.

Life has as much meaning as you're willing to give it.

All forms of government are useless.

Malcolm Mcdowell is sexy as hell.

Rarity is worst pony.

Developing more obscure fetishes doesn't increase the chance of getting what you want.

The only certain thing in your life will always be death.

Everything that you enjoy brings you one step closer to death.

Most people in the world are not aware of your existence.

You can't change the world.

You will never be the best, there's always someone better than you.

This is your only life and you can't go back in time to change it.

Every camera, every phone, all the music that you own won't change the fact you're all alone.

Selflessness does not exist.

Everyone you love or admire is going to die.

When you die your body is going to rot and be eaten.

Everyone's boring with the illusion that they're interesting, you're no different.

We call ourselves free and then we work until we die.

If you have a family then when you die you'll be a burden on them, if you don't then you're going to die alone.

Years from now you'll look back on the way you were at this point in time and hate yourself.

Your body is going to grow old and disgusting.

No matter what you do, somebody will hate you.

There will always be a brave new generation ready to take over.

Will add suggestions.

Life is Mundane and Other Unavoidable Sad Truths.


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HomicidialFrogHomicidialFrog

2013-01-07 09:49:50

A dick a day keeps the doctor away!


ohbombuhohbombuh

2013-01-06 22:02:54

Idk man, I think the second is ambiguous.

Skaren responds:

I'm fairly certain he likes dick.


ohbombuhohbombuh

2013-01-06 19:07:40

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/335928 4/You+dont+understand/
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/434905 0/Field+is+empty/

There will always be a brave new generation ready to take over.

Skaren responds:

Second kid is a fag, isn't even role playing as a lesbian.


JesterJester

2013-01-06 14:34:08

I'm king gay in this town.

Skaren responds:

Get back under my bed.


kisamekisame

2013-01-06 13:54:04

He's gay in a fun way. Unlike Travis.

Skaren responds:

Fo sho.


kisamekisame

2013-01-05 13:52:32

That title belongs to Xenomit.

Skaren responds:

I figured you'd be a fan of Xenomit's antics.


HomicidialFrogHomicidialFrog

2013-01-05 03:40:59

Ladies, ladies. We can all agree that Jester is the gayest.

Skaren responds:

Agreed.


ohbombuhohbombuh

2013-01-03 21:09:22

If Jesus wasn't God, then why was he born on Christmas? Atheists: 1, Christians 1.

Skaren responds:

Sheeeiiit.


ManDeepManDeep

2013-01-03 20:20:28

I think you're both gay,i think i'm gay.
this calls for a mexican stand-off.

Skaren responds:

I think you're the gayest.


HomicidialFrogHomicidialFrog

2013-01-03 19:19:23

Another unavoidable truth: Skaren is gay as fuck.

Skaren responds:

no u


ManDeepManDeep

2013-01-02 21:21:48

Aren't you supposed to be drawing cats?

Skaren responds:

I'm still working on it, I've had the .sai file for Thor for a while.


HomicidialFrogHomicidialFrog

2013-01-01 15:36:40

Jesus was a black man.

Skaren responds:

If Jesus was God's son then why is he dead? Athiests: 1, Christians: 0.


IlssmIlssm

2012-12-31 12:47:21

I am Caucasian.

Skaren responds:

.naisacuaC ma I


HomicidialFrogHomicidialFrog

2012-12-31 12:16:20

no u

Skaren responds:

u on


HomicidialFrogHomicidialFrog

2012-12-30 22:03:24

FUCK YOU KISAME! EAT A SACK OF BABY DICKS, BITCH!

Skaren responds:

Any of the dicks in said bag of baby dicks would be marginally larger than your dick which doesn't know what to do due to the autistic brain sending the commands to it. Hence your obsession with wanting to fuck a white pony so horribly.


IlssmIlssm

2012-12-30 21:54:48

Eventually, you will be forgotten. That is, if someone remembers you in the first place.
Things will either get better, or they'll get worse.
Everything has an upside, even if it's just less shitty.

That's off the top of my head.

Skaren responds:

You're a nigger.


JesterJester

2012-12-29 16:43:45

Selflessness does not exist.
Everyone you love or admire is going to die.
When you die your body is going to rot and be eaten.
Everyone's boring with the illusion that they're interesting, you're no different.
We call ourselves free and then we work until we die.
If you have a family then when you die you'll be a burden on them, if you don't then you're going to die alone.
Years from now you'll look back on the way you were at this point in time and hate yourself.
Your body is going to grow old and disgusting.
No matter what you do, somebody will hate you.

#pray4jester

Skaren responds:

Selflessness died with Timmy's innocence when I corrupted him.


JesterJester

2012-12-29 16:22:11

All the material wealth in the world doesn't change the fact that you have nobody.

Skaren responds:

Wow, way to take philosophy straight from CAKE lyrics, you unimaginative fuck.


SubparTonySubparTony

2012-12-27 17:47:00

The only certain thing in your life will always be death.
Everything that you enjoy brings you one step closer to death.
Most people in the world are not aware of your existence.
If you believe in God and there is no God,you are pathetic and weak.
If you are an atheist,but there is God,you're fucked.
?(Everytime you say "YOLO" a kitten and/or a puppy die painfully)?
You can't change the world.
You will never be the best,there's always someone better than you.
This is your only life and you can't go back in time to change it.
?(Doctor Who is not real)?

Skaren responds:

Some of these were very meh. Added some of them.


kisamekisame

2012-12-27 13:59:00

The working class is in a tsundere relationship with the corporate world

Life has as much meaning as you're willing to give it.

All forms of government are useless.

Malcolm Mcdowell is sexy as hell

Rarity is worst pony

Skaren responds:

Added primarily for Malcolm Mcdowell.


ohbombuhohbombuh

2012-12-27 01:23:48

Developing more obscure fetishes doesn't increase the chance of getting what you want.

Skaren responds:

That one hits close to home for me.