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Ich Habe Ein Schnitzer

3/17/13 by Skaren
Updated 3/19/13

I insulted faggots to their faces, made fun of people who were wearing anime costumes by shouting "I like Naruto" at them, got reduced prices on some prints because the artists were mad cool motherfuckers, and I saw a group of people dressed up as marines and turians from Mass Effect that actually looked goddamned real. I saw a kiosk selling full-body pillows and fuck I lol'd hard.

Also my friend and I dressed up as Calvin and Hobbes.

Rundown on the prints (from left to right)
-Breaking Bad print, $7, 14"x11"
-GoT Winter is Coming poster, $10, 24"x36"
-Deadpool & Taskmaster print, $7, 17"x11"
-Harley Quinn print, $7, 17"x11"
-Joe Rocks Calvin & Hobbes print, $5, 7.5"x11" (Got it for a reduced price due to being in a Calvin & Hobbes outfit, signed "your friend, Joe Rocks," is definitely my favorite)
-The Walking Dead poster, $10, 24"x36"

Total spent on prints/posters: $46

Ich Habe Ein Schnitzer


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ohbombuhohbombuh

4/1/13

So what will your 100th newspost be?

4/1/13 Skaren responds:

We will see when the time comes, won't we?


EnticeEntice

3/25/13

Did I already ask you if you have a skype/cam?

3/25/13 (Updated 3/25/13) Skaren responds:

No you did not, but yes I do. SkarenNG.


ohbombuhohbombuh

3/25/13

Maybe if I were wearing to look cool, but that wouldn't be my goal.

3/25/13 Skaren responds:

See but my point is that if you had a deep voice and were in a Fluttershy costume, your goal would be greatly misconstrued by the faggoty neckbeards, regardless of what you did.


Wearing a pony costume is industrial strength autism.

3/24/13 Skaren responds:

Skaren's Brand Snake Oil can fix ya right up.


ohbombuhohbombuh

3/23/13

It's even better because people assume my deep voice means I'm ripped (I'm not). Those pussies would be too scared to question me being in such a costume.

3/23/13 Skaren responds:

chocolate rain


JesterJester

3/22/13

ur gay
huehuehuehuehhuehuehuehuehhuehuehuehuehhuehueh uehueh

3/23/13 Skaren responds:

Did you enjoy sitting by yourself for most of yesterday


ohbombuhohbombuh

3/21/13

Even though I don't take the show itself seriously, I could get a serious kick out of talking to people in my bass voice while wearing a Fluttershy costume.

3/22/13 Skaren responds:

Most people would just think that you were copying the show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm GJJDL5EUA


I'm like, every brony stereotype ever in one person. But I'd never wear a pony costume. I do have SOME standards.

3/20/13 (Updated 3/20/13) Skaren responds:

Clearly not EVERY stereotype then.


ohbombuhohbombuh

3/18/13

As a quasi-brony, I think some criticism is all in good fun. Sticks and stones are part of life.

3/18/13 Skaren responds:

I kind of pitied some of them. Poor fellas thought they were accepted.


SubparTonySubparTony

3/17/13

I think,although I still believe you are somewhat pretentious, you do have a point. These guys do have to expect some criticism!
Related pic(although it is about furries): http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/aversion_fads.png
Also, the Breaking Bad, Harley Quinn and Deadpool posters look really neat!

3/17/13 Skaren responds:

Yeah, I'd say that those and the Calvin & Hobbes one are my favorites, TWD and the GoT are pretty great, but they're not original, which takes away a lot of the appeal.


XestoXesto

3/17/13

Good work soldier

3/17/13 Skaren responds:

Buying cool shit erryday


kisamekisame

3/17/13

SO FUCKING EDGY!!!!!!!!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FUCK THE SYSTEM !!!!!!!
ANARCHY!!!

3/17/13 Skaren responds:

DOWN WITH THE AUTISM. UP WITH THE OTHER AUTISM.


KatMaestroKatMaestro

3/17/13

Sum it up, you hate bronies, furries, weeaboos and otakus. You just have hated all the mainstream things.

3/17/13 Skaren responds:

Having horrible perversions (involving things that don't exist) shouldn't be socially acceptable.


SubparTonySubparTony

3/17/13

You insulted bronies... You pretentious motherfucker.
Also, were you Calvin or Hobbes?

3/17/13 Skaren responds:

I was Calvin, and also I insulted them because they were dressed as ponies in a public place, regardless of whether it's permitted to dress up as them in a public place or not, they should expect a bit of ridicule outside of their basements.